wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Liz is crying about burritos again.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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