his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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