Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
that is very illegal...i love you.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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