Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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