I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I'm really busy with my period
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