cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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