Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
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Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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