their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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