The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
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I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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