im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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