Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Floor bacon is actually really good
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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