ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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