Nicole vs. Life
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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