You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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