We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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