this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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If I die, sorry about rent.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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