If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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