i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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