physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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