I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I enjoy the company of your penis
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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