I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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