not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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