i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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