god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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