I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Banned from zoo.
Again?
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Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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