I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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