People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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