he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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