Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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