The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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