watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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