I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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