So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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