I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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