I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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