I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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