I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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