Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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