My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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