he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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