remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I need water and some morals
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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