Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
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