you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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