The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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