dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
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its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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