Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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