So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
