why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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