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Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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