I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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