I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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