Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize