Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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