Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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