Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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